Funny Pages: Santa Monica restaurant serves only foods approved by Food Babe–Nothing!


A new restaurant opening in southern California will only be serving foods which have been personally approved by Vani Hari, aka the Food Babe.

“We know that Ms. Hari is the foremost expert on food and science, so we are hoping our customers will see our restaurant as both safe and delicious” said owner Sam Beckett. “Unfortunately, it has not gone as well as we had hoped.”

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The restaurant menu currently consists of zero items. Food Babe has said that “there is just no acceptable level of any chemical to ingest, ever” which leaves the restaurant in a somewhat perilous predicament.

“As all food and drinks are made of chemicals, we are really handcuffed with what we can put on the menu. We can’t even serve water” said Beckett.

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